Some Halloween jokes! Perfect for trick or treating!

What do you call a skeleton who is always sleeping? Lazy bones!

Why do skeletons hate winter? The wind goes right through them!

What did the skeleton eat for dinner? Spare ribs!

How do skeletons keep in touch? By texting on their mobile bones!

Why type of music does egyptian mummies like to listen to? Wrap music!

What did the bar tender say to the gin & tonic when he walked into the bar? Sorry we don’t serve spirits!

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