Hi there, Happy New Year! It's business as usual here on my site, but please note that the pandemic is still causing disruptions with Royal Mail, so you order might take longer to arrive, and apologies if you are still waiting for your parcel... in some areas they are taking up to a month to arrive. Please also note that I am not currently sending orders outside of the UK again due to postal disruptions. I hope to do so again in a few weeks. Thank you and keep safe, Lucy x

Some Halloween jokes! Perfect for trick or treating!

What do you call a skeleton who is always sleeping? Lazy bones!

Why do skeletons hate winter? The wind goes right through them!

What did the skeleton eat for dinner? Spare ribs!

How do skeletons keep in touch? By texting on their mobile bones!

Why type of music does egyptian mummies like to listen to? Wrap music!

What did the bar tender say to the gin & tonic when he walked into the bar? Sorry we don’t serve spirits!

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